i can seriously not stop laughing
Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron
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Mental health problems are, y’know, health problems. Treat them the same way, or shut up.
YES I NEED FOR EVERYONE TO SEE THIS
how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
OH MY G OD
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does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
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why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
Not many people will get this custome .
I’m pretty sure everyone gets this costume
My boyfriend literally just gasped and whispered “I GET IT!” after like 15 seconds of staring at this.